What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 15:43
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why don't younger men like older women?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…